Oh, Morning Body
Love your grunting and groaning temple.
My inner child has finally filed a workplace complaint to HR about why my outer body wakes up each day aching as if it had just been given a massage by a gruff polar bear who believes in tough love.
I noticed that getting out of bed this morning required about 40% more primal guttural noises than it did yesterday. At thi…
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