Dear Santa, Bring Me A Softer Heart

There’s such a thin green line between holiday worry and wonder.

Recently, my family recently committed the mortal sin of taking me to Lululemon to shop this holiday season. This store, beloved by consumers everywhere, leaves me gasping for air like a beached salmon whenever I look at one of the price tags. Call me Frederick Frugal, but is the fabric they use made of unicorn fur? Are the Lululemon stitches sourced fr…